Noni shops for 7-11 Meatloaf ingredients for the GuyGrub Guy
The GuyGrub Guy invents
recipes
that talk to guys in
ways that guys understand.
Guys don’t wanna mess
around with wussy
measurements like
3 tablespoons of sht.
Hell-No! Guy tells it like
it is… as in “Throw
in
a shot of it. Maybe a
double shot if
you want it spicy.”
The GuyGrub Guy
would never expect
other regular guys to
watch
a clock in order
to turn something over.
He makes it easy.
Like
“check it out after 3/4
of a beer.”
GuyGrub recipes don’t
use
stuff like tofu, truffles, or
soymilk. Guys like meat
and
potatoes. And so does our Guy.
Guy
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O K T O B E R F E S T
Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard,
crunchen in
seine mouthen
and chasen with
sechs
beer,which means six beer, and has no
sexual connotations whatsoever.
Potato Salad Uber Alles
Der Guy makest die bestest German
Potato Salad. Just like Adolf's
sweet
mamaused to make. They're
so gut,
they'll make you
say Heil!
Wiener
Schnitzel
Not made with weiner dogs from die
dachshund kennels. Well, not
necessarily.
7-11 Meatloaf
Warning: Vegheads, good food freaks,
and folks who read the ingredients on
labels should not try this to construct
this equivalent of a hot meat slurpy. Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon, and ol' Gabby
Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for
cowpoking your legumes. "Yee Haw!"
says Noni, as she uses
her cattle prod on
Guy to speed up dinner. Chihuahua Tacos
You don't really have to use chihuahua.
I mean you can't even buy chihuahua
in places
where you can buy live goats.
So we suggest
dognapping Paris' little
tidbit next time she
gets sent to the pokie. Luau Skewers
Put on your little grass skirt or your big
moo-moo. Turn
your surfboard into a
picnic table. Cook softly and put it
on a
big stick. Samurai Sashimi
This isn't really GuyGrub per se. But when
my psycho
producer Yo got out her Samurai
Sword and started swinging it
around my
kitchen, I figured, like yeah, that'll
cook. I
mean, even if it isn't cooked, you know. Ratfink Meatballs
On a bed of Angel Hair Pasta. Makes u a
MadeGuy. Perfect for Family get-togethers.
This recipe dedicated to Mafia fink Joe
Valachi, born in the year of the Rat.
